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chieguevara:

is a fucking computer telling me i’m entry level

chieguevara:

is a fucking computer telling me i’m entry level

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

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humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

ilikeyouandvodka:

I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY FEET IN THE SAND BHT IT WAS SUNNY OUT AND IT WAS ON SELFIE AND I DJDNT REALIZE IT AND THIS IS WHAY CAME OUT OH MY FUCK I CANT BREATHE

ilikeyouandvodka:

I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY FEET IN THE SAND BHT IT WAS SUNNY OUT AND IT WAS ON SELFIE AND I DJDNT REALIZE IT AND THIS IS WHAY CAME OUT OH MY FUCK I CANT BREATHE

Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person:

"Like a date?"
"Exactly. Except for the date part."