"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin
Pretty good thanks. My teacher gives us alot of home work but it’s cool cause recess is fun.
this is the only good reply ive ever gotten in response to this godforsaken post
God I hope to be this bad ass in my 70s+
*DJs at a high school prom*
*only plays gangnam style*
*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
this post turned out really weird
Actors & Actresses accidentally swearing when they’re not meant to.
if an english person says anything about tea/having tea/having someone round for tea
it does not mean they will literally be drinking tea
tea means dinner
we mean we are having dinner
ARE YOU SRS
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen
I found this in my freezer. My roommate said he’s saving him until he needs to save the world.