friend: “ugh sorry my room is so messy this is embarrassing”
"dude I actually cleaned up a little bit for you"
It’s nice seeing that the kid from degrassi is walking again
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details
when the bad guy in the show is hot
when the hot bad guy in the show gets wrecked
"He isn’t the kind you save. He’s the kind you stop.”