funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

is this even allowed 

you need 2 things to make a successful text post

  • bad grammar 
  • it has to make very little sense 

in the latest edition of ‘what the fuck are you trying to show tumblr radar’ we have: 

why is tumblr radar showing me a rather creepy looking adam lambert 

i wonder if Cole misses all of us or he is just happy to be rid of us 

biology teacher: two years from now you're going to be a completely different person from what you are today
me: shit why is he going all philosophical
biology teacher: you'll have a completely new set of cells

this is literally the perfect reaction image to everything

free food

"come here so i can give you money" 

butts